you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So vagazzling was a success
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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