I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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