Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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