he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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