what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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