THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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