We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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