problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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