Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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