I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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