sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Randomize
