Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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