it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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