he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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