North Korea, Best Korea!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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