btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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