We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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