Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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