So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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