I cockslap morals
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i think my mom watched the whole time
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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