what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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