i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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