McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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