Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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