I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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