Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All the doctor said was why
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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