i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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