: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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