im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My liver just had a heart attack.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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