I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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