I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The adults are the big ones right?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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