Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
