Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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