i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
please don't ironically join a cult
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