Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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