i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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