So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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