There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
that may or may not have been my penis.
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