weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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