another moral hangover. fuck.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There r osticjed everywhere
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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