How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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