By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So vagazzling was a success
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