Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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