Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Randomize
