Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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