For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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