I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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