Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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