...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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