Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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