she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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