Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
