id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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