youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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